The fifteenth of February
So I noticed a lot of porn bots like my posts. Thanks, porn bots!!! You were, like, 30% of my childhood on the internet so I’m pretty gratified to see you’ve stuck with me. I sprinted into Best Buy tonight seven minutes before closing and I ran up to the first guy in blue I saw and said, “Where’s your canned air?!” And he said, “Canned air…?”...
pipgirl3000: stygimoloch: I AM THE GORN stygimoloch: HUGGIN U 2 DEF dacentrurus: i think this is just an erotic dream kirk is having. dacentrurus: he’s gonna wake up soon and go ‘D: SPOCK WHY AM I ALL STICKY.’ dacentrurus: and spock will be all ‘shut the fuck up, it’s 4am, go back to sleep.’
Binary games I play with my roommate Hemicyclaspis
Porn or Not Porn: Look at titles on mangaupdates.com. Try to guess before clicking a link whether a title is porn or not. Ecchi may or may not count depending on the strictness of your rules. Pants or No Pants: From behind the couch, guess whether Hemicyclaspis (on the couch) is wearing pants. A good strategy is to observe how self-satisfied she looks (a positive correlation between...
Wanna know what my life is like
So I was sitting at my desk today, out of my mind with exhaustion from staying up most of the night several nights in a row with cat-related crises and otome games (you’d better believe there’ll be more on that later). I decided to have a drink of water, and when I looked up afterwards, I saw what looked at first glance like a woman who had suddenly appeared right in front of me. I...
Let's get off on the right foot
What’s up, Tumblr. Yeah, you. You look pretty hot today. Are those new pants? Oh yeah. Mama like.