February 2012
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The fifteenth of February
So I noticed a lot of porn bots like my posts.  Thanks, porn bots!!!  You were, like, 30% of my childhood on the internet so I’m pretty gratified to see you’ve stuck with me.   I sprinted into Best Buy tonight seven minutes before closing and I ran up to the first guy in blue I saw and said, “Where’s your canned air?!”  And he said, “Canned air…?”...
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January 2012
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Jan 30th
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Jan 22nd
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November 2011
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yep
pipgirl3000: stygimoloch: I AM THE GORN stygimoloch: HUGGIN U 2 DEF dacentrurus: i think this is just an erotic dream kirk is having. dacentrurus: he’s gonna wake up soon and go ‘D: SPOCK WHY AM I ALL STICKY.’ dacentrurus: and spock will be all ‘shut the fuck up, it’s 4am, go back to sleep.’
Nov 21st
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Nov 17th
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September 2011
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Binary games I play with my roommate Hemicyclaspis
Porn or Not Porn: Look at titles on mangaupdates.com.  Try to guess before clicking a link whether a title is porn or not.  Ecchi may or may not count depending on the strictness of your rules. Pants or No Pants: From behind the couch, guess whether Hemicyclaspis (on the couch) is wearing pants. A good strategy is to observe how self-satisfied she looks (a positive correlation between...
Sep 8th
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July 2011
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Wanna know what my life is like
So I was sitting at my desk today, out of my mind with exhaustion from staying up most of the night several nights in a row with cat-related crises and otome games (you’d better believe there’ll be more on that later).  I decided to have a drink of water, and when I looked up afterwards, I saw what looked at first glance like a woman who had suddenly appeared right in front of me.  I...
Jul 25th
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Let's get off on the right foot
What’s up, Tumblr.  Yeah, you.  You look pretty hot today.  Are those new pants?  Oh yeah.  Mama like. 
Jul 25th